Jokes on Ra.one

Some jokes and comments going around the net after the debacle of Ra.one

After not so great first day at the box office for his movie Ra.one, SRK decided to consult few well known astrologers, so here is what one said: He needs to add a alphabet B in the begining of the name of the movie and also needs to add a number 6, so after taking the recommendations the movie name looks some thing like this:

Bra.one in 36D

Another astrologer recommended alphate KAC in the movie name so it becomes KacRa.one

When Media person tried to contact SRK asking about the first day collections, his spokeperson said that he is busy dancing at Gautam Gambhir’s wedding in his G.one suit

Indian Government has decided to declared a public holiday on 26 Oct, celebrating the end of 9 months long Promotion of Ra.one

Indian government has announced the package of 2 crore rupee for all the people who watched Ra.one on the first day. Rahul Gandhi is personally going to visit the people who suffered headaches and went into depression after watching Ra.one

One of the person congratulated SRK on making Ra.one.. here is what he said: Thanks a million SRK… you have done to me what doctors and medicines cant do it for 15 years… you put me to sleep in 30 mins while watching Ra.one.

Ra.one recipe:

Add “100 gms of Robot” and “Toonpur ka Superhero”. Heat till emotions evaporate. Then add 3 spoons of vulgarity and 5 spoons of sense less jokes. Mix it for 2.5 hours. Ra-One is ready to be served.

SRK was watching the movie along with his son at his home… after 30 mins his son got up and started walking out, SRK asked him that where was he going… his son replied, TV pe Dabangg aa rahi hai, i am going to watch that.