Its all God’s fault - 3 Khan's

by smilesandlaffs

 God was creating some film stars. The Khans. He created Aamir Khan and now he has to fill up his brain. God has started pouring all the ingredients, but Aamir Khan the perfectionist, showed dissatisfaction by sulking. God felt frustrated and asked him to fill up his brain with the ingredients himself. And Aamir Khan did a perfect job and God was relieved thinking that this fellow will no longer bother him in heaven. He packed him off hurriedly to earth before hearing more complaints from him. In his hurry, God forgot to put one crucial ingredient called forgetting unsavoury issues and participating in popular award functions other than Oscars. So Aamir cant be expected to take part in the next filmfare award function.

Next SRK’s turn. God started pouring the ingredients but SRK was quite curious and was concentrating on God’s crown. He tried to pull it from God’s head and almost succeeded thrice. God was so annoyed that he removed that crown from his head and fixed it on SRK’s head to humour him. In the bargain, he forgot to pour that one ingredient called humility. And he hurtled SRK down to earth with crown and all. And till now SRK is obsessed with crowns.

And Salman’s turn came. God started pouring ingredients which had some experimental liquids which will make a person quite special. But Salman being Salman started to dance shaking his body much to God’s chagrin. By mistake God poured one ingredient more. That ingredient was inscrutability. No one can ever know what is in Salman’s mind. And God sent him off to earth. Salman danced throughout his fall without missing a step.